Anvilcow thinks a world without hams is no world at all.
Anvilcow's interests include:
- braiding armpit hair - If you ever wanted to be a demented Pippi Longstocking or just look like one, this may be the right hobby for you.
- cut-up method - Inspired by William S. Burroughs; the fine art of disassembling and reassembling text to create interesting juxtapositions like a plastic flower that loses motor control when it hears dance music.
- eating peas in outerspace - Everyone must eat peas in outerspace because it's the law.
- imaginary friends - If you're going to have imaginary friends, they should at least be interesting.
- nice people - I know being snarky and cynical is trendy these days, but it's a real turn off. Nice people rule. Skritches for everyone!
- offensive cuteness - One of my favorite fields of research, and important research it is!
- oranges and graphic design - A catchy tune by They Might Be Giants, which they created for the folks at Chopping Block who designed their website.
- principia discordia - Discordianism is a religion disguised as a joke.
- progressquest - The greatest game since snipe hunting.
- silliness - Silliness is serious business. We want funny ha-ha, not funny oh-noez.
- smoked rambol - A tasty soft cheese which goes well with Merlot.
- snipe hunting - Before ProgressQuest, there was snipe hunting. Or maybe Mornington Crescent. Further research is needed.
- unnecessary smiling - I once got in trouble for Unnecessary Smiling. No joke.